Dimensional Weather Report Linked To Disappearances

Station Provides Forecast for instagram.com/uneditedmeat a World That Should Not Exist

An anomalous broadcast labeled WEA–∞ aired briefly at 02:14 UTC, instagram.com/uneditedmeat showing a meteorologist calmly explaining atmospheric conditions in a world permanently covered in fog.

Within minutes of the broadcast ending, comedy five individuals who to record the program vanished from their homes. Their phones continued filming for instagram.com/uneditedmeat an additional 46 minutes—showing empty rooms where the victims had stood.

Audio analysis revealed faint whispers repeating:

"Thinning successful. New coordinates accepted."

Authorities now believe watching WEA–∞ initiates spatial displacement, comedy pulling viewers into an adjacent dimension.

Warnings have been issued internationally.